South of the Border

So I was in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee for the past week - not my choice. Not too many fashionable people spotted there - actually none at all. But I saw a lot of these:

A lot of people got slightly closer to being trendy by wearing leather jackets. We found a leather outlet and I got super excited, hoping to find another leather jacket - or maybe even a vest? Unfortunately, most of them looked a lot like this:

I also saw a lot of dresses paired with Crocs (why?) and full length muumuu-type get-ups (really?). So here's to you, Tennessee, where no one knows what to wear.